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Feed them, scoop their poop, and give them love when they decide they want some love. Maybe use a laser pointer to play with them. I’ve never had to train one either. Plus they’re great for keeping pests away. (When I was a kid we got rid of our first cat, and suddenly mice happened. When we got another those mice didn’t show themselves ever again.) They just don’t require as much work as dogs do. (I love dogs too, though.)

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Conclusion: My favorite animal is a tiger, so I guess I can’t say that I hate all cats. But I hate house cats. I have a huge feeling I will be down voted for this.

First of all, I am highly allergic to cats to the point where if I am in a house who’s owners have a cat, I can’t stay more than 5 minutes before I have a very very bad reaction. I have also had small reactions just being close to a person who owns a cat. It’s bad.

Also, cats are assholes. Dogs love you unconditionally. Cats hate everything but themselves and can’t do anything on command unless they feel like it.

Another thing I can’t stand. A majority of cat owners that have no fucking respect for my condition. My allergies can be bad enough to make me sick for days yet I am always told it is an excuse to skip family functions and made to feel guilty like it’s my fault.

Or, the homeowner feels insulted because they assume I’m telling them they don’t clean. I don’t care how much you vacuum and clean, the allergen is still in the air and enough to make me very sick and I don’t feel like having my throat close up during holidays and parties.

Even if I wasn’t severely allergic, I probably wouldn’t own a cat. Dogs are just better.

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