Just A Bunch Of Pussy Photos Sitting On Tiny Chairs

Cats are assholes. They will purposefully knock a lamp off a table, to the floor, and then look at me to see how mad I am. Dogs might knock something over, but it’s always due to recklessness; similar to a child (people love children, right?)

Dogs don’t need a litter box. Dogs have eyebrows; I prefer to judge a creature’s emotional state by looking at it’s face, cause, you know… personification.

I can rub a dog’s tummy, and my hand will be in the same condition it was in before I rubbed the dog’s tummy.
If a dog gets pregnant you call actually SELL the offspring…

Cats, you have to beg people to take kittens: “Do you know anyone who might want a kitten?”

Anyway. I love how cats are doing their own thing. They don’t can’t be told what to do. At the same time they can be very social creatures. Their erratic behavior is also fascinating. One moment purring and sleeping, aggressive and attacking the next. Also cats don’t smell and they clean themselves (unlike dogs).

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